Wednesday, September 16, 2009

me: the way you treat me has changed. you and i both know it. honestly, i don't like it. at all.
him: o.o
him: sorry ;x


WTF? JUST LIKE THAT? ugh. sorry? sorry with a bleeping emoticon? with a bleeping emoticon that winks?

what is WRONG with him?

guys. always claim that girls are complicated. that girls are hard to figure out.

guess what? doesn't make you all any different okay. i know it's unfair because i'm generalising the entire male species due to one person. BUT STILL. you just don't give a girl hope, make her happy, flirt with her, sweet talk with her, and then just back out like that. example:

week 1:
boy: i wish you were in my car now
girl: lol why?
boy: so that i can spend some quality time with you :)
girl: :)

week 2:
girl: hey i'll be going to singapore for two days tomorrow
boy: okay. will miss you babe <3 :)

week 2.5:
boy: i regret breaking up with you last time, honestly.
girl: lol no point regretting now ma.
boy: why?
girl: because i'm here :)
boy: there's a second chance?
girl: perhaps there is.

week 2.5 and a day:
boy: you were my first girlfriend lol. first love is always the sweetest. i keep telling my friends about you last time haha.

week 2.5 and 2 days:
girl: so who's the one you like now?
boy: guess?
girl: but i don't know your friends lol
boy: i think you know her very well :)
girl: (jokingly) me. :D
boy: O.o
girl: just kidding lah lol
boy: what if it's true?
girl: o.o it is?
boy: lol yeah. i want you to be my girlfriend, but i'm scared.
girl: don't be. i like you too.

week 3 (morning):
boy: good morning baby <3
girl: good morning lol.
boy: what are you doing baby?
girl: i'm at taylor's
boy: oh. if you go to subway right outside, you can see me :D
girl: lol cannot see. you too short, car blocked you :x
boy: no la, you too short cannot see over the car.
girl: baby so mean :(
boy: just kidding la baby :)

week 3 (at night on skype):
boy's sister: i added her on facebook hehe
boy: oh shit, you accepted her?
girl: yeah hahah
boy's sister: OMG she's fat
boy: she can hear you, you know...
girl: ...
boy: ya to be honest, you are a little chubby
girl: shut up.

week 3 and a day:
boy: good morning
girl: morning
boy: are we still going out this saturday?
girl: yeah, why not?
boy: oh okay :)

week 3's saturday:
(boy and girl met. boy talked a lot. girl was bored.)
boy: (opens arms for goodbye hug)
girl: (hugged him)

week 4 and the following weeks:
girl: hi
boy: hi :D
girl: do you still like me?
boy: i like you as a friend :D
girl: no, i mean as in do you still want me to be your girlfriend?
boy: no. sorry.
girl: okay.



see where it all ended? right at the part where the sister said "OMG she's fat".
guess what, felicia. you suck. hehe. because you're bimbotic. your english sucks. you suck at your studies. all you know is how to slut yourself up. and play friends for sale on facebook. *facepalm*
haven't you heard? smart is the new sexy.

i'm sexier than you. much much much sexier than you.

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