snap out of it already

dear self, please snap out of it and stop hoping for things that are very unlikely to happen.

i have provided a few reasons for you to get over it.

1. he's ugly.
2. he talks like a freak and is weird irl. albeit being charming and attractive online.
3. he's fat.
4. his sister calls you fat.
5. he secretly agrees. _|_
6. you deserve someone who has the balls to ask you to be his girlfriend.
7. you do not deserve a coward.
8. you do not want someone who tells you that he just likes you as a friend but tells your friend that he wants you to be his girlfriend.
9. same as reason 6, i can't help but to emphasize again that you deserve someone who has the guts.
10. you might be leaving to singapore. so if you two DO get together eventually, it's not gonna work because i think singapore has more guys who are better looking and have balls.
11. he flirts with other girls and says he's just playing.
12. whoever flirts 'for fun' are either slutty or unfaithful.
13. you don't even know if he still likes you
14. it looks like he doesn't like you anymore.
15. his phone line is probably unbarred cuz his sister's is unbarred. and he didn't tell you. so maybe he's disinterested.
16. well fuck him then.
17. he's a game freak, no doubt. it's either dota or audition. how about talking on msn with the one you like? no. cuz according to him, that would be considered as 'stoning'.
18. like my dear ashley said, he needs facial treatment. or pimple cream for the matter.
19. dear ashley, please don't screw me and say that i have no taste because i like him.
20. because as you see, the ratio of talking to him online against talking to him irl is 50:1. i'm more exposed to the ONLINE him. so yeah. and i don't usually look at his picture online. thus, i cannot constantly remind myself of how he looks like.
21. he reminds you of a nervous wreck who cannot stop talking and a freak who speaks of things that you have no interest in. like cars. wtf is an audi rx 8 bla bla bla? it's okay if he says it once in awhile because like that you can add in comments like ya, ohhh, i see, kay, cool. if he says it ALL THE TIME, you just keep quite because you can't go 'oh' over and over again.
22. you have no friends in common. which sucks. okay maybe 1. cassie? the one you don't even talk to anymore.
23. you have no common interests. trust me, you really don't. stop forcing yourself.
24. you have to enjoy being single. you can flirt all you want and no one will get mad at you for that.
25. you have to be heartless. stop committing to things so easily. your feelings will only get hurt and wasted in the end.
26. wow i feel so much better already.
27. again, his sister is a bitch who is materialistic. a bitch who goes 'OMG SHE'S FAT' when she looks like a hippopotamus herself if not for the make up. she looked like a fuckin dinosaur few years back. UGLY PEOPLE HAVE NO RIGHTS TO DISS. eh, what does it have to do with the sister? because if you and howard get together (which is very very VERY unlikely), she'll probably tag along like she always tags along with him. then she'll probably shoot you with bitchy glares and you'll probably counter that with your coach bag. but nooo. she'll counter counter you with her LV NEVERFULL BAG. pwned.
28. he makes you weird. weirdness spreads.
29. 28 reasons not enough? no. of course not.
30. he maybe be oh-so-faithful (as he claimed he is) but i think he has proved himself wrong. HOW IS HE FAITHFUL WHEN HE TREATS YOU LIKE RUBBISH NOW?
31. ask yourself why do you like him in the first place. because he can drive? maybe. because he's rich? hell yeah. because he's charming? *cough* online, yes. real life? errr, i don't think so. because he's handsome? no, duh. because he's your dream guy? my dream guy should be a witty person, handsome, charming, rich, sugar, spice and everything nice. looks like he has only fulfilled 1.5 of the requirements. so, no. then why the fuck are you so upset over him?
32. you must be desperate. not good. i know staying single is hard because this is the first time eversince you're 13. poor you.
33. he's fat. hahaha i can't help but say it again.
34. UGLY.. MONSTROUS.. he's photogenic, i must say. looks a tad better in facebook.
35. he embarrasses you even more when you've already embarrassed yourself enough.
36. he's AFRAID to be with you. wtf? what kind of a guy would be afraid?
37. his last girlfriend was you. yes. it has been that long. doesn't it show how much he's unwanted by the society already?
38. you don't go for rejects. you just don't.
39. SO WHAT IF HE'S RICH?!
40. i know i'm being very repetitive. hehe. those of you who're reading this probably thinks that i'm a bitch who bitches about guys when they don't fall in love with me. yeah i am. fear me.
41. he said he regrets breaking up and indirectly asked for a second chance. second chance given but he just threw it aside like that. DO YOU LOOK LIKE A FIRST AID KIT TO HIM? ONLY THERE WHEN HE NEEDS YOU? no. you're no first aid kit and you will not be there even when he needs you. if he's bleeding, you don't be his bandage. you'll just watch him bleed to death.
42. no, this is not when love turns into hatred. i've never loved him.
43. i still don't get how a monster can affect you so much that i have to come up with more than 43 reasons for you to get over it.
44. JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE. JESUS, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH OF A REASON FOR YOU TO GET OVER HIM?
45. okay, last one. he now probably thinks he's too good for you because you're clinging onto him like a sloth clings onto a tree. he's probably playing hard to get. hate guys like that, seriously. whatever it is, he obviously doesn't appreciate your attention and probably just layan you out of kindness.

dear self, whenever you feel like you're not good enough for him, refer to this list of 45 reasons. he's the one who's not good enough for YOU. :)

life's like that. get over it. move. on.


p/s : i know there are many grammatical mistakes and spelling mistakes and whatnot. i'm sorry, but as a normal person, i can't type properly when i'm frustrated. nor think of proper sentence structures.